Må ikke være dårlig for Cazzie David, hun har en 8 ugers breakup plan

It seems that Cazzie David follows his own advice.

Larry Davids hilariske 24-årige manusforfatter / skuespillerinde – og måske mere mærkbart – Pete Davidsons seneste kæreste forud for hans engagement med Ariana Grande – created a video for VogueS “Sad Hot Girls” -serien sidste år med titlen “Cazzie Davids Guide til at komme over en Breakup”.

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Venstre brudt af en “killer breakup” tre år tidligere (“Let’s say you died and nobody cared … that’s pretty much what I felt”) David received some wisdom words from mother’s friend Rita Wilson (casual and casual) Skuespilleren fortalte hende, at hun ville skrive hende i otte uger, uanset omstændigheder. Så … David lavede et 8 ugers breakup-program for at hjælpe sig selv.

Her er din uge for uge guide til at gå videre, ifølge Miss David:

Uge 1 – Tillad dig selv på Wallow

“I saw every single breakup film there.” I ate crap-candy and sugar and pizza and is all as a sandwich, “reminds David of.

Uge 2 – Gendan fra hvad du satte dig igennem i uge 1

“I have personally worked every single day and drank juice. I did not do a juice purge, I just drank juice with my meals.”

Uge 3 – Mentalt ødelæg din eks

“Think at a time when he looked rough or did something rough,” tells Cazzie. “I’ve personally reviewed all his Facebook profile pictures – just because any photo a guy chooses by himself by default is very embarrassing.”

Uge 4 – Venture ud af huset

“What I would try to do is actually come in the background for others videos, just look funny and relaxed.”

Uge 5 -Find nogen til “flirtende tekst” med

“Flirte med alle; hookup med ingen.”

Uge 6 – Skriv det “Beregnet, attraktivt billede af dig selv”

“It should definitely look relaxed, even if it means getting your hair and make up for it and recruiting your model friend to help you make up,” says Cazzie. “Modellering ser bare vred ud, at Gud gjorde dig så smuk.”

Uge 7-N / A (Se uge 8)

Uge 8 – Du har Mail

“I got a text from my example. Unfortunately nobody told me what once the 8 weeks were over, so I destroyed all my hard work in my ten black texts back to him.”

RELATEREDE: Pete Davidsons Ex Subtly Shades hans forhold til Ariana Grande

I betragtning af at Cazzie sidst sendte et par billede af hende og Davidson den 3. maj, she still seems to have at least a couple of weeks to go.

Bffs ��

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