I go was National Tequila-day, which means that it’s getting rough today. I always fall for those of us who like a casual margarita or five.
I admit that I am known to enjoy the occasional alcoholic beverage, and although my Instagram will have convinced you otherwise, I will not get away from the party level every night on picturesque rooftops.
I want some (or maybe a few) vodka tonics or glass of wine two or three times a week if that. I do not usually drink enough to get properly hungover, and if I do that, I’m filled with my go-to cure: Morning Recovery.
So when I was required to test a lot of knowledge of timber magazines, I said so long for my morning show and relaxed weekday wine nipper and opened my game. I mean if I should chill a glass of pickle juice or subject myself to an ice-cold shower, it would be necessary for good reason.
Just in time for your post-tequila headache, roll down to follow my five days of drinking (and regaining) as an A-list.
Dag 1: Paris Hilton Metoden
Tømmermændene: I had three drinks, but I threw caution for the wind with regard to the whole “non mixing” rule. Efter en frøs rum- og muskatnøddrik, en vodka tonic og et lige skud af vodka, jeg var ikke i god ånd (ordspil). Next morning I was sick, headache-y, and just bothered me bothered by my ultra-weak tolerance.
Kuren: Ifølge Herald Sun anbefaler Miss Hilton “en kvart pund burger med fyldt ost og ledsaget af masser af fries.”
The assessment: I have not had the chance to ask my good friend of Paris Hilton, where she goes to the “quarter-pounder”, but I suppose it’s not in my plebeic budget so I turned to Burger King. FYI: In spite of opening at kl. 7 om dagen og bærer ordet “burger” i deres navn, serverer BK, home of the whopper, ikke whiskers inden kl. 11 or i am the least what an employee told me when I ordered one. 9: 45 min. At my timely return, I decided to split the minute decision to order the sure dough king instead of whopper. I think burger and fries (which I do not even like, VAT) helped my hangovers, but was it worth starting my day on a Flatbush Burger King? Det tror jeg ikke.
Dag 2: Dr. Oz Metoden
Tømmermændene: My girlfriend and I drank bottles of wine between us. Next morning I had a pounding headache and a super-dry neck.
Kuren: Dr. Oz recommends that you drink 1/4 cup of juice first thing in the morning, which allegedly rebuilds electrolytes that help to compensate for dehydration due to excessive alcohol consumption.
Dommen: Not only was this a terrifying and disgusting way to start the day, but I really do not think it helped my hangover. In fact, I think it could have made it worse. Måske er min krop bare ikke vant til at drikke syltetøj som det er vand? Jeg var super kvalmende post-pickle juice, et timmermændsymtom, jeg havde ikke før downing den forgæves concoction. Dr. Oz forslag var ikke for mig.
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Dag 3: Prins Harry Metoden
Tømmermændene: Going up for last friday night three-drink failures, I was a bit smarter about my next TGIF excursion. I started with froze, upgraded to actual rosé, moved on to my usual vodka tonic (x2) and reached the point in the evening where I asked the bartender to surprise me (something with blackberry and vodka I think) . Jeg vågnede dehydreret, sløv og med en forfærdelig mavepine.
Kuren: Okay, no words on how legit this is, but it’s rumored that Prince Harry heals (or maybe hærdet,* I hans festen drengedage) his timbers with a strawberry milkshake. Måske er det en slags vittighed om at være en gær …? I do not know, but it sounded like an enjoyable solution.
The assessment: It may have been just the placebo effect, but I think it really worked. Even if it did not, it made me feel good and it’s just a hungover 24 year old who can really ask for.
Dag 4: Julia Roberts Metoden
Tømmermændene: Jeg splittede en flaske rose med min kæreste, efterfulgt af en grenadin og vodka-cocktail, og toppede aftenen med lige udgang o’vodka. This was definitely not my worst hangover, but I feel all the typical side effects (stomach ache, headache, dehydration).
Kuren: Julia Roberts hærder efterfølgende hendes tømmermænd med “en balance mellem champagne og gulerodssaft”.
The assessment: To be fair, when I popped a bottle of champagne first thing in the morning, I had not imagined what I would do with most of the bottle. After pouring a generous amount to mix with my carrot juice, I was left with a kongrum. Så … I did what a fair 20 things would do, and I (with some help from my friends) drank the whole bottle. this can har aflyst virkningerne af tømmermagasinet, jeg begyndte med. Det er sagt, min første gulerodssaft-champagne cocktail var overraskende velsmagende og (hvis kun kort tid) lettet lidt af min smerte.
Dag 5: Gwyneth Paltrow Metoden
Tømmermændene: It was my birthday, so I went completely (I’m such a good friend, guys). I started the evening at my favorite wine shop (may I have a favorite?), Who served samples of absinthe and rom-the perfect couple, no? Jeg drak derefter a gavmild glas rosé (det var Miraval, så jeg måtte), en vodka sodavand og delvis vodka skud. Senere om natten havde jeg til Cape Cods (vodka-tranebær) og en vodka tonic. Kombineret med lidt søvn og bundløs brunch planlægger næste morgen, mine tømmermænd var ikke den bedste (det var den Værst). Jeg vågnede med hovedpine, mavesmerter, tør hals og bare en generel aura af grouchiness.
Kuren: Ikke engang Gwyneth er immune for magten af en dårlig tømmermænd. Goopguru anbefaler at du gør følgende: “Write it as hot as you can handle it and mix in some Epsom Salts and Boda Soda. Blow for 20 minutes and then pop in a freezing cold shower for 1 minute. I’ll warm up and stay until you’re warmed. Then come back in the shower for 1 minute. “
The assessment: When I decided to do this, I did not realize that my bathtub is not actually plugged in, so the hot bath component was pretty much spraying me with scalding water and baking soda for 20 minutes – I also threw a bad bomb because when should I brug det? Even though I did it largely the least legitimate way, I think it worked. I did not mind it. Måske It’s because it was 90 degrees, and I do not have air conditioning, but the cold shower really hit the place.