We found at least 2 lovable things about Bachelorette’s insufferable male model Jordan Kimball

Fra øjeblikket Bachelorette suitor og karikatur-of-a-male-model Jordan Kimball eyed kameraet og sagde, “Mit brand er den eftertænksomme gentleman,” I knew he would be the GIF legend – and he did not disappoint.

Så her er jeg tilbage for at se dybt ind i en anden Bachelorette konkurrentens fortid, og jeg afbryder nyhedscyklusen om Garrett, den første indtryk Rose-tjener, der nu er kendt for sit aggressivt uvidende, ufølsomme og uhyggelige sociale medieraktivitet til at fokusere på Jordan, 26-årige Crystal River, Fla. indfødte hvem har lavet enhver seerens kæbefald.

Hvad vi ved om Jordan fra sidste uges præmiere: Han har cheesy linjer på lås (“Strømmen er i pandehullerne”, “I wanted her to hear tapping the shoes I had on because it’s like a heart’s heart beat”), et massivt ego peppered uden selvbevidsthed og frygtelige tidskrævende færdigheder (he spent six hours choosing a simple gray suit for night 1!).

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På nat ét, gør Jordan sine likes og ikke lide meget kendt. Han hader sin elskede kolleger, Adam, også kyllingmand, og mener, at hipster-chic, no-socks, no-tie-trend er moralsk offensiv. Både personligt og professionelt, Jordan er investeret i fashionable udseende. It is possible to have a constant sunburn, a year round “summer body” and Instagram-clear hair. He holds every other man to these standards too. It’s just as annoying and impressive. Jordan virkelig bekymrer sig om pocket kvadrater og hvad de siger om en mands engagement i retten. If Jordan lasts a few weeks, he will be the lord of this season. Eller jeg mindes sin hjemmehørende stylist.

Men there can be more to Jordan than to be really, really, ridiculously good looking. I’ll admit, just take a quick roll over Jordans Instagram, you think it was the same image that was reposted again and again (sometimes it’s TBH) because he has perfected his follow-up look. Hvad er overraskende over Jordan, selvom -En mand, der tog en bogstavelig pause, før han kom ud af sin Bachelorette limo for at komme ind i karakteren – er hans sentimentalitet og nostalgi. Jordan har et blødt sted for sin mor og baby billeder, der bobler op gennem headshots. Faktisk var hans allerførste Instagram-billede i 2012 en #TBT til baby Jordan, who held it up for the camera, even like a child. Kort efter sendte Jordan en anden #TBT sammen med sin mor, hans “store moral støtte for hele livet.” Aww, en anden mammas dreng, der er stolt af det!

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What is also clear about Jordan is that, despite the fan-beliefs that his vapid persona is a comic stunt, he himself through and through. I really do not think there is a significant difference between Jordan we are watching tv and Jordan, he is IRL. Ifølge et Adonis Male Modeling-forum sagde Jordan en gang om sig selv: “Hello to everyone, the branch becomes an independent manageable workplace, so I’m here to represent myself and book work with your brand, work with creative and energetic photographers and give rådgivning til andre modeller. Instagram er Jordan__kimball for mere af mit havarbejde. “

Forhåbentlig, I’m not the only one who needs to read it twice, but what I get is that homeboy takes care of himself and his job very seriously. Han er underskrevet med den prestigefyldte modelleringsagentur Wilhelmina (se sin modelstat her). And he likes to keep a separation between his modeling workplace and his daily life. That’s why I would be shocked that he became a member of a reality show, if it was not so clear that he had been to Jersey Shore Stan, I’m following this photo, he posted with Danny, T-shirt shop boss og hans kan lide på Facebook, hvor han viser støtte til Jersey Shore, Mike “Situationen” og DJ Pauly D, et al.

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Det er ikke chokerende, ved Jordan, med en Business Specialist-grad fra College of Central Florida, fokuserer på at opbygge sit brand. It is possible that at first he began to model recently. He posted to his Instagram en gang in 2012, and then never again for a modeling image in January 2017, or he knows that he’s deleting years worth of content. And just the following month, he announced that he was represented by the Miami branch of the prestigious modeling agency Wilhelmina.

It looks like his specialty is confusing photography in the water body. For some reason Jordan has a wealth of pictures where he is fully dressed with floral or fluffy but inexplicable sopping wet. There is no indication of why or what happens because Jordan’s captions make even less sense than his images. For example, this picture of Jordan, coming up for air, simply attached “Tonight I have to eat birthday cake.” When Jordan is in my suit for the season and occasion, he gives this very little speedy caption, leaving everything to fantasy, “Actions> captions.” (Betydning: Handling med at trække ned (eller op, IDK!) Små svømmebukser for at afsløre din chokerende glatte hud, er vigtigere en handling end at skrive en forklarende billedtekst?)

I want to go away like a cruise ship

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Andre modellerings succes for Jordan er blandt andet at være en dækmand. Mens han inkluderer hashtags #menshealth og #vogue i hans billedtekst, er skuddet faktisk for John Craig, et magasin for en lokal Florida-mænds butik. (Andre hashtags inkluderer: #malemodel #model #fashion #lifestyle #lamodelsmen #fit # miami # southbeach #newyork #menshair #mensfashion #mensstyle # wilhelmina # gym #health #igfit #igfitfam #igfitness #mensfashionreview #abs #photooftheday #photography # instagram #eatclean #nutrition.) Han ligner, at han er ved at give læseren et strøg med at tale med, but it’s a start and a good comfort, as the chances are that he does not get the coveted Mennesker dække i slutningen af ​​Beccas rejse.

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Finally, I’ve found out that Jordan may not be as terrible as he’s on television. Nogen med denne søde en #TBT kan ikke være en kæmpe stor jerk, højre!?

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Bacheloretten airs mandag kl. 8 ET på ABC.